U.S.A. I like too many things to mention. I read a lot. I procrastinate too much. Almost everything I say seems to sound about 1,000 times better in my head so I usually don't say much.
what’s the html code to be pretty
Maybe it’s </Maybelline>
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No risk. Of course not. None at all.
we are one step closer to becoming timelords
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I REALLY HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE RUDE TO TEACHERS FOR NO REASON
WOW!!!! A TEACHER WANTS ME TO PAY ATTENTION!!!! HOW CRUEL!!!!!
WHOA!!!!!! A TEACHER WANTS ME TO BE IN UNIFORM!!!!!! WHAT A BITCH!!!!!!!!
OH MAN!!!!!!!!!! A TEACHER WANTS ME TO PUT MY PHONE AWAY!!!!!!!! WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW SHE’S YELLING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK DID I EVER DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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bunnyaimee:
babypithair:
sammygetthesalt:
if you’re procrastinating and you know it clap your hands
i’ll clap later
Why clap today when I can clap tomorrow?
I think I’ll clap next week
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im craving dicks right now my life is hard
i just realized if you dont live in washington you have no idea what im talkING ABOUT DICKS IS A BURGER JOINT
Its funny cause you knew damn well everyone else would take this wrong you just said it for attention you note hungry little whore
you just got called a whore by tumblr user cum-guzzling-gutterslut
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