Azrael's Lazy First Attempt at Blogging
U.S.A. I like too many things to mention. I read a lot. I procrastinate too much. Almost everything I say seems to sound about 1,000 times better in my head so I usually don't say much.
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
son that’s it you’re grounded. i found a rap album hiding under your bed and it was the clean version. i didn’t raise you to be such a nerd
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last year a big group of girls in my class were all talking and this one girl was like “im bisexual” and all the girls like stared at her and then the girl goes “dont worry im only attracted to pretty girls” and i was like did she just burn every girl in here i think she did
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”This was an ad made by bodyshop. But Barbie INC. found out about it and now it’s banned. Repost if you think this ad deserves to be seen.”
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once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room
I had an English teacher who thought these two students were nice together, so she made them partners on a project.
They got married.
(via spencewright)
how to be my favourite teacher:
- let us listen to music in class
- give lots of work periods
- be sassy
- explain your material thoroughly and don’t rush
- don’t expect me to be perfect because i will make mistakes
- be sassy
- don’t give a lot of homework
- be sassy
- tell jokes and stuff because it makes it seem like you’re not my scary superior but someone just helping me learn
- be sasSY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST SASS LEFT AND RIGHT
- PLEASE
- AND
- THANK
- YOU
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(via youmeatballs)
I feel like Robert Pattinson auditioned for Twilight as a joke and then when he got the part he decided it would be funny to take the joke even farther and now he hates himself for doing it.
(via iheartadamlevine)
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swoz:
This is the T2T or Tongue to Teeth toothbrush. It slips on your tongue and then you lick your teeth with to clean them.The brush has toothpaste built in and was designed to be a disposable device to clean your teeth and freshen your breath while on the go and you can’t use your hands
Uhm
tHIS IS GOING TO MAKE MONEY FOR A LOT OF REASONS, AND NONE OF THEM HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH DENTISTRY
(via vriscaline)
Joe Dempsie in The Fades.
(via nocrapfms)
Cas killed a lot of demons and monsters… And he also killed his fellow angels several times… His BROTHERS. But he couldn’t kill Dean. He just couldn’t do it.
If this ins’t love then I don’t know what love is.
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